I AM DRUNK

"bob and john" (bobandjohn)
06/10/2015 at 22:07 • Filed to: None

Ama

Also im heading.to.Montreal Tuesday.. Any oppos there?

KTM FOR ATTENTION

DISCUSSION (84)

TheHondaBro > bob and john
06/10/2015 at 22:09

Convertible Chrysler Sebring: cool or no?

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > bob and john
06/10/2015 at 22:10

Who are you going to diss so badly they leave oppo forever tonight?

CRider > bob and john
06/10/2015 at 22:11

When are you going to sell that SV and buy a real bike?

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > bob and john
06/10/2015 at 22:12

when are you gonna admit you really want a Harley?

jkm7680 > bob and john
06/10/2015 at 22:12

Why do you keep punctuating mid sentence?

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > bob and john
06/10/2015 at 22:12

Were you ever bilingual in college? Even if it was just once.

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > TheHondaBro
06/10/2015 at 22:13

No.

Dodge shadow convertible: cool

TheHondaBro > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
06/10/2015 at 22:13

I DIDN’T ASK YOU.

bob and john > TheHondaBro
06/10/2015 at 22:14

Im.going to need a lot more qlcohol.to admit.those are cool

scoob > bob and john
06/10/2015 at 22:14

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

If humans evolved from apes or chimps, why are the chimps and apes still here?

If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?

Crime doesn’t pay... does that mean my job is a crime?

Do fish get thirsty?

Do hummingbirds hum because they don’t know the words?

Do pilots take crash-courses?

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a coin?

Can you cry under water?

What’s the difference between a novel and a book?

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Does a man-eating shark eat women, too?

How can you tell when it is time to tune your bagpipes?

How do you get off a nonstop flight?

How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you’ve tried some of the others?

How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?

Why is the show called Unsolved Mysteries? If they were solved they wouldn’t be mysteries.

Do penguins have knees?

Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really it’s coming on?

What are imitation rhinestones?

What do batteries run on?

What do chickens think we taste like?

bob and john > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
06/10/2015 at 22:14

Yes

I.speak.English and Romanian fluidly

bob and john > jkm7680
06/10/2015 at 22:15

BECAUSE OF MY STUPID PHONE

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > TheHondaBro
06/10/2015 at 22:16

1st and 2nd gen... Not the 3rd gen.. we don’t talk about those

bob and john > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
06/10/2015 at 22:16

HAHAHAHAHAHA. I do kinda regret that, but you cant bitch about ppl making fun of.your favourite ahit when u.make fun of their favorite shit

I give him a week before he is back.lurking

TheHondaBro > scoob
06/10/2015 at 22:16

Uhh, yes.

bob and john > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
06/10/2015 at 22:18

I admit.i want the one where they didnt design the motor ( the v-rod) this.isnt the first.time isve admitted this

bob and john > CRider
06/10/2015 at 22:20

Haha. Laugh all.you want but the sv is a cult bike. Srry rider.

As far as replacing it... Im hoping.to be ale to buy a daytona 675r.by the end.of. 2017

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > bob and john
06/10/2015 at 22:20

My grandfather had a loaner one for a couple days. He wasn’t fond of it, although he said it was fast.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > bob and john
06/10/2015 at 22:21

Three questions.

1. What was tonight’s drink and what’s your favorite?

2. Cafe Racers, yes or no?

3. How's it going?

BJ > bob and john
06/10/2015 at 22:21

I have the feeling you didn’t answer the question he was asking...

scoob > bob and john
06/10/2015 at 22:22

LINK

scoob > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
06/10/2015 at 22:22

LINK

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > BJ
06/10/2015 at 22:23

I love that question. it’s actually paraphrased from a Will & Grace episode.

jkm7680 > bob and john
06/10/2015 at 22:23

LOLOK.

What do you consider the Diavel?

In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/10/2015 at 22:24

I’ll answer

1. None since I’m 17

2. BMW R Nine T is best Baiku so yes cafe racer

3. I'm getting an AMD 9590 Processor so things are BALLER as fuck right now

BJ > bob and john
06/10/2015 at 22:25

What’re you coming to town for? And are you coming on the Frankenbike?

CB > scoob
06/10/2015 at 22:26

Links were mostly deleted.

Tohru > bob and john
06/10/2015 at 22:27

Related : is it true what my motorcycling friends say that the SV stands for shitty vehicle?

1111111111111111111111 > bob and john
06/10/2015 at 22:29

Kinda makes my phone suck. Uninstaller the browser and really install.

desertdog5051 > bob and john
06/10/2015 at 22:30

I am 12 and this is my first visit to this site. I want to change the spark plugs on my Honda Passport. Should I turn them left or right to loosen them?

bob and john > scoob
06/10/2015 at 22:32

Holy.fuck

Okay:

1:yes

2:some groups had different needs then others. So maybe that one grouo moved on and the other was just eating bananas

3:no. Its an African elephant in America

4: yes. A crime against health and safety and morals

5:no

6: yes

7: only.some

8: no. The coin came way after he died

9: yes

10: a story vs just a list of facts

11: yes

12: you never get 100% of the glue out so yea it does stick to the inside

13:yea man refer to the human species, not males

14: sorry, not.irish

15: parachutes

16: learning from other mistakes

17: you cant.

18: no. Hot poxket imply warmth. If its not warm, then it is.cold (by its standards)

19: because America

20: yes they do actually. I used to love ppenguins. The join is inside their body

21: its going off silent.mode

22: no.idea

23: canibalism

Done?

bob and john > Tohru
06/10/2015 at 22:33

Super versitile.

bob and john > desertdog5051
06/10/2015 at 22:33

Correct

bob and john > jkm7680
06/10/2015 at 22:35

Sports touring. I thought it was fucking hilarious when they tried to seel it as a ‘cruiser’ then wheelied and stoppied the thing infront of the press

jkm7680 > bob and john
06/10/2015 at 22:37

Haha, on their site it’s described as “don’t call me a cruiser.” It's a pretty awesome bike though, nothing else really like it. Not my thing, but I respect that they've made something completely out of the ordinary. Downshift83 got one a while back.

bob and john > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/10/2015 at 22:38

Tonights drinks was a few strongbow s( apple.cider and a couple.of.smirnoff ice

2 about thesame. I dislike the taste of.alcohol. So sue me.

3: its meh

Sucks tht i havent been able to.find a paying.summer job, but the teaching gig is okay and i have a part time thing a. Mechanics shop to learn some.shit

Could be better. Im beating myself up over it, but its not too bad.

marvthegrate > bob and john
06/10/2015 at 22:39

I love Sebastian Vettel and Kimi Raikkonen but hate Ferrari. Do I feel good or bad when they do well?

scoob > bob and john
06/10/2015 at 22:39

Why does Dodge make the Ram?

bob and john > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/10/2015 at 22:39

Srry, for number 2: certian cafe racers yes. The guy doqn the syreet has on i really fucking like. But not all bikes should ve a cafe racer

Biggus Dickus (RevsBro) > bob and john
06/10/2015 at 22:40

So, I’m thinking of upgrading to an 899 Panigale or S1000RR. Thoughts?

bob and john > jkm7680
06/10/2015 at 22:40

Really? Originaly it WAS supposed to be a cruiser, like the bmw r1200c.obviously it didnt work.out tht.way

bob and john > Biggus Dickus (RevsBro)
06/10/2015 at 22:41

Get a few.more mikes.on your current.ducati. And take a track day. Then, in a year or two, come.back and ask the same question

bob and john > scoob
06/10/2015 at 22:42

Dodge the father, ram the daughter.

LOL no idea.Dodge brothers had a ram as a pet!

bob and john > marvthegrate
06/10/2015 at 22:43

Good. Let be honest, if ferrari didnt have them this year they would be lower then sauber or williams

Biggus Dickus (RevsBro) > Tohru
06/10/2015 at 22:43

It’s code for: “Poor mans Monster”

desertdog5051 > scoob
06/10/2015 at 22:45

You fuckers are killing me. I wish we still had comment of the day award. I’m still wiping tears from laughing and reading both yours and his reply.

bob and john > BJ
06/10/2015 at 22:45

Just visiting a friend

And no, dads bike. He is out of town for a month, so havent been able.to get insurance on the sv

CB > bob and john
06/10/2015 at 22:45

Actually, one is wrong, at least in Canada. You don’t own down to the core here.

scoob > desertdog5051
06/10/2015 at 22:46

To be fair, I got them from here . And I use them every time someone posts an AMA thread haha.

Biggus Dickus (RevsBro) > bob and john
06/10/2015 at 22:46

I wasn’t thinking immediately but in approximately a year. Also, the tail chop kit has been ordered!

bob and john > CB
06/10/2015 at 22:47

Really? I know youndont own the airspace (afaik) but i thought u owned down?

bob and john > Biggus Dickus (RevsBro)
06/10/2015 at 22:48

I hope u.mean tail.tidy/fender eliminator

I will warn you about getting you tail light pitted.

CB > bob and john
06/10/2015 at 22:50

Nope. I mean, there is some consideration for some things (for example, if they find oil under your house for whatever reason, they can’t just kick you off the land), but in terms of archaeological items, anything found below under your house belongs to the government (unlike in the States, where you could sell it for a profit). If you find any items and fail to declare them, it can be up to a one million dollar fine in Ontario or jail time.

At least, this is according to my one anthropology professor who does digs for a living.

desertdog5051 > bob and john
06/10/2015 at 22:50

THIS WHOLE POST,WITH COMMENTS, IS NOMINATED CONDEMNED TO INFAMY.

This is why I like OPPO.

Biggus Dickus (RevsBro) > bob and john
06/10/2015 at 22:50

Nope, tail chop, very popular monster mod. My tail light getting pitted isnt a concern of mine

bob and john > Biggus Dickus (RevsBro)
06/10/2015 at 22:52

Pics? I get the feeling its the same thinf, jist different terms

bob and john > desertdog5051
06/10/2015 at 22:53

Well, i had to be funny today. I was the asshole yesterday, so i have to balance it out.

TheHondaBro > scoob
06/10/2015 at 22:56

NO IT’S ZELDA!

TheHondaBro > scoob
06/10/2015 at 22:56

NO IT’S ZELDA!

Biggus Dickus (RevsBro) > bob and john
06/10/2015 at 22:56

I’m on my phone. I’ll post some later

jkm7680 > bob and john
06/10/2015 at 22:56

Yeah, I just looked it up and it’s right there! They may have sorta changed their principles after seeing the publics response or something, idk.

bob and john > Biggus Dickus (RevsBro)
06/10/2015 at 22:58

Please do, im quite curious now

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you
06/10/2015 at 22:59

9590?? Lucky SOB!! ;)

TheHondaBro > bob and john
06/10/2015 at 23:02

BRUH CHANGE THE KEYBOARD!

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > bob and john
06/10/2015 at 23:04

WHY DOES MY 1985 HONDA NIGHTHAWK HAVE DIFFERENT ELECTRICAL CONNECTORS FOR THE LEFT AND RIGHT TURN SIGNALS?!?!?!?!? Seriosuly, I went to replace them and the ones on the left are a size bigger than the ones on the right.....

bob and john > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
06/10/2015 at 23:05

Did you buy it used?

If so, there is your answer.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > bob and john
06/10/2015 at 23:06

I have yet to find a beverage that suits my tastes, whatever that may be.

I forgot that you were doing some teaching, my bad. I do remember the mechanic thing and I hope that’s going well. No need to beat yourself over it, just a part of life isn’t it. I hope you’ll find a summer job of sorts soon. :)

bob and john > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/10/2015 at 23:10

Eh, ill.admit i kinda gave up.on it

I might try to get more hours at teachonf, but who knows. I might be able to do.some.sort of summer camp counselling... But idk. I dont like dealing with bratty kids.

I.do recommend ciders. They arent oo high end, and its almost like a beer, but with a mich sweeter aftertaste. get a can try it, i love it tbh

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > bob and john
06/10/2015 at 23:13

I know, I know......I just......I just hoped it was a design quirk and there was an easier solution than “Undo someone’s attempt at making a square peg fit a round hole”

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > bob and john
06/10/2015 at 23:30

No worries, we aren’t perfect ya know. ;)

Expect the unexpected, you never know what may come next. Good or bad! My summer job is at a local swim club as a junior tennis instructor. I deal with kids Monday through Thursday. It does get stressful, no hiding that, but I just like to remember the fact that I was one of those kids to an instructor years ago, so the shoe is on the other foot. Makes it easier on my part honestly.

I’m not looking for something high-end, just something beginner-like, something new. I’ll give ciders a try. Any particular one you’d like to recommend?

In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
06/10/2015 at 23:38

Yeah it has 4.7 GHZ (boost up 5)

Checks I7 GHz

Faints

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Biggus Dickus (RevsBro) > bob and john
06/10/2015 at 23:56

Stock:

Kinja'd!!!